My Favorite Pants

My favorite pair of pants is awesome for several reasons: They’re bondage pants – meaning they have straps and chains that go to various hooks and holes all around the pants, giving me endless configuration options, or the option to remove them completely. They have huge pockets that don’t bulge when I carry stuff. They’re … Read more

Money Money Money Money… MON-AY

Pay day is both happy and sad for me. I got paid on Wednesday this week. Since my paydays only come once a month, you can imagine how anxious it can make me to wait on it when I’m broke. The reason it’s sad is because that’s also the day I usually pay all my … Read more

Get Mom Shoes for Mother’s Day

You can never go wrong with buying a woman shoes. She’ll know you tried, even if she doesn’t like them. It’s a thoughtful gift, and what’s better is she’ll have to wear them at least once even if they’re completely off from her particular style. Just make sure you get the right size, and that … Read more

British Knights are Back!

The shoes that every kid used to nag his parents over when I was a child, British Knights (or BK) were discontinued, sometime shortly after the likes of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice put down the microphone in the ’90s. I don’t know the exact date or time, but they seemed to fade out in … Read more