I wrote a song parody. You’ll like it. But you’ll have to read it. You might not even understand it, unless you’re a fan of a certain Mr. Ludacris and have seen the Travelocity Gnome. *Gnome* (written by Dave Myers) ——————————————- Gnoooooooome (Gnome) Youza Gnoooooome (Gnome) Youza Gnoooooome (Gnome) I said that youza Gnoooome (Gnome) … Read more
That’s right, it’s that time again. Okay, stop checking your watch and your day-planner with that confused look on your face. This isn’t a yearly tele-thon or a holiday or a anniversary as such. About once per online journal/blog/diary/website-type-thing I’ve been through, I post about how I don’t have the best of feelings towards the … Read more
You are here. You like G-mail. You like MyObscenelyLongDomainName.com. You wish you’d thought of it for your own domain name. You wish you had a cool e-mail address in the form of yourname@myobscenelylongdomainname.com, because it would look extremely awkward on a business card. None of your enemies can spell “obscenely” correctly, so you’d drastically reduce … Read more
Guys, lately, I’ve been movie-A.D.D. Or A.D./H.D. Or H.A.D. I don’t know. One of those hyper kids that we’re not allowed to hit when they won’t calm down. I can’t get through a movie anymore. I don’t know if it’s because the world I live in is so fast-paced that I can’t concentrate for a … Read more
This week, I’ve been working like a Hebrew slave. I started the week off right at my store, selling 2 Blockbuster Online Pre-Pay Cards and 4 Blockbuster Rewards memberships. The following morning I sold another online, making me the seller of 3 out of the 4 for our goal for the week. My boss bought … Read more
“Whoever said ‘You can sleep when you’re dead,’ hasn’t met me.” –Grey’s Anatomy I’ve been feeling a little like my low-fuel light has been on the last few days. I took a nap after work yesterday before our staff meeting, and that seemed to be enough to carry me through the evening. I don’t know … Read more