The Addiction to Spending

This January, after paying rent, I realized something – I am broke. I am flat-busted broke. I have not one dime to spend. And it’s itching at me that even though I have a roof over my head, food and water, gas in my car, and a job – I’m (we’re?) addicted to spending money. … Read more

It’s Not a Tumor

Gov’nah Ah-nold apparently got in an accident on his motorcycle with his son, and has a busted lip with some stitches. The Daily Show (Comedy Central) had the perfect caption on the pic of Ah-nold and his swollen upper lip: “It’s Not a Tumor.” Speaking of television – I know some people worship TV like … Read more

Long Time Comin’

That’s right folks. It’s been a while. But in the time we’ve been apart, only good things could’ve happened, right? After all, it’s Tuesday. Since my last update (sorry for the lack of exposition on the extreme video rental idea, I got distracted by WORKING FOR A LIVING), I got promoted to Shift Lead/MOD (Manager … Read more

Your Mom

The age old come-back, “Your Mom!” is a timeless classic in the exchange of quips and retorts. Sit back, relax by the fire, and unwind as Dave recounts some of his most favorite “Your Mom!” moments. Good Afternoon, readers. I’m your host for this holiday Christmas special, “Your Mom!” Today we’re gonna take a look … Read more

Jogging Your Memory

You think there weren’t posts here, and that I haven’t updated for two weeks, but you’d be wrong. I secretly erased them from your memory. You did know you were getting old, didn’t you? I bet if you didn’t have pet tags on your pets, you’d forget what their names were. Yep. Senility is creeping … Read more

SBC buys AT&T

SBC completed its purchase of former parent AT&T Corp. on Friday after California officials removed the final regulatory hurdle for the $16 billion deal…The two deals highlight the fading distinction between local and long-distance calling as separate services…SBC will change its name to AT&T. read more | digg story

The Real Thanksgiving

When the “White Man” came to America, he brought the Native Americans more than just small pox. He brought with him his poor, oppressed people seeking religious freedom and they all oppressed the indians and made them join the church of England. Go figure. The pilgrims mostly died off during the first Thanksgiving. They froze, … Read more